It's A Jungle Out There...

So we moved the gigantic TV cupboard upstairs today. My mom is amazed she has such an unbelievably strong daughter. I also watched FRIENDS the entire day hohoho.

At night, my brother and I recorded an awe-fool remix of I Will Survive.. me on guitar/vocals & him on vocals. it was lame cos he kept putting in crappy backup lyrics... like the part in the song going "you'd think I'd crumble".. and he'd go "APPLE CRUMBLE!". LOL. crazy fun. and we also had a surprise backup singer - my cat. too bad blogger can't upload the song:(


Tomorrow's our first friendly against Millenia Institute! At night! Ah! Are they gonna trash us?

Watched the return of my favorite detective show on TV! Monk! Woohoo!

I love TV crime shows like Monk & CSI.

The story today goes like this: this lady's dog had died on a Monday and
she buried it the same day. But then on Thursday her neighbour was found dead -
mauled by a dog! And the teeth marks matched 100% her dead dog's! How could a
dead dog kill a woman?

Who dunnit?

-try solving this one

Clues:

-neighbour who died was mauled in her husband's toolshed. Apparently the dog
had crawled under the fence and attacked her.

-if the neighbour had died in the toolshed, with an abundance of tools
present for her usage, how come she didn't use any when she was attacked?

-how come the hole dug by the dog under the fence only had dirt on the OTHER
side of the fence (i.e. the neighbour's side) when clearly it had to dig its way
from the dog lady's side of the fence?

-how come the dog went missing a week before it died, and mysteriously
showed up a day later? it had wood shavings all over it's fur.

-when Monk went to visit the dead neighbour's husband's lumberjack company,
how come there was a bottle of plaster on the desk? and tooth marks on one of
the chairs in the lumberjack company?

here's what happened:

- the lumberjack husband wanted to kill his wife. so he wanted to frame it on
the neighbour's dog. he stole the dog a week before it died, made a
plaster mould of it's teeth, killed his wife with a blow to the head
and used the plaster mould to look as if a dog had mauled his wife!!
Brilliant! I mean the detective work, not the murder, duh.

These shows are produced and directed so well, you felt like you paid 9 bucks to watch the show.

Just a random thought...Scientists dissect animals and insects to learn more about them right.. So is it possible to dissect an ant? HOW thin would the blade have to be?